Billy's first day at school

Today was my first day at middle school I had fun until I pooped my pants because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom then I cried and got sent home. The rest of the day was fine and I went to the park. I had fun on the swings until some of the 8th graders from school showed up and threatened me I almost pooped my pants again until a cat showed up and bit them they ran away because they thought they would get rabies. I took the cat home and my mom said I could keep it I named it Stephine. So today was not all bad i mean at least i made a new friend.